San FranSICKO... More Proof That Liberalism is a Mental Disorder

In August 2005, San FranSICKO city leaders rejected a proposal to anchor the mighty battleship U.S.S. Iowa at Fisherman's Wharf to serve her final mission as a floating museum and tribute to the Sailors and Marines who serve and have served in the Naval Forces. The Iowa served her nation proudly in WWII, Korea, Vietnam and the Persian Gulf, yet she was deliberately shunned by left-wing nutjobs, citing the city's opposition to the War on Terror and the military's stance on gays. This was an outright slap in the face of America's veterans and the U.S. Armed Forces.

In November 2006, San FranSICKO cut off all funding for Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps (JROTC) programs, because school board members said it promoted the U.S. military, war and the death of innocent people. These liberal crazies believe that a program that teaches high school kids important life values such as honor, commitment, respect and love for country has no place in San Francisco. Instead, the school district will institute a new character development program called GAYROTC. God only knows what that acronym stands for, but I can only surmise that this new program will teach the wonderful merits of sinning and violating the natural human order of heterosexuality to children.

More recently, the city has appointed a transexual sex-shop owner to be the new police commissioner. That's right, the person in charge of the city's police department, who are supposed to be the protectors of law and morality, is a sexual deviant transformer (more than meets the eye) who used to be a man.

Finally, today it was reported that San FranSICKO will BAN the U.S. Navy Blue Angels from performing flight demonstrations and historic fly-by's in said city. One S.F. city leader opined that the Blue Angels teach children that war is cool! Funny thing is, of all the times I've seen the Blues perform, never once did I see them strafe women and children. This team is made up of some of the finest men and women America has to offer which if anything, teaches children the importance of teamwork, competence, hard work and patriotism. These values are obviously completely foreign to left-wing nutjobs, especially San FranSICKOS!!

All of this is yet more proof that liberalism, is indeed, a serious mental disorder that should be treated with medication and electroshock therapy. Such hard core liberals are a serious threat to this nation and traditional American laws and values. San Francisco has essentially separated itself from the rest of the United States, which is just fine by this author. This city is basically its own little wanna-be communist state. Maybe it's time we treat it as such, otherwise the diseases born in S.F. are liable to spread! Fortunately, there isn't much procreation going on in San Francisco... if you know what I mean.

--Skyboss

Fred Thompson -- Soldier

The Next President of the United States of America (turn up the volume)

Thought of the Day

"It is not the function of the government to keep the citizen from falling into error; it is the function of the citizen to keep the government from falling into error."

-- Justice Robert H. Jackson

Why Liberals Want America to LOSE The War on Terror

At least in my opinion, which I hold in high esteem, it should be pretty obvious to any true, red-blooded, thinking American that Democrats have no interest in winning the War on Terror. Why would American politicians (liberals) want America to suffer defeat, you ask? Allow me to explain.

-- First and foremost, liberals in general are cowardly people. They are the types who would rather submit to the enemy or attempt to appease him rather than destroy him, much like they suggest that a rape victim should never fight back. Remember the Democratic Party's stance during the Cold War? While President Reagan was actively fighting and winning the Cold War, Democrats thought it would be better to appease the Soviet Empire. They would rather live on their knees than die on their feet!

-- Liberals HATE President Bush with unbridled passion! They oppose his position on every major item facing this country. In fact, they hate him so much, that they are willing to sacrifice the strength of this nation during a time of war simply because HE is in charge and not THEM.

-- Liberals don't really like America. It's true! Oh sure, they talk a good game and spit out patriotic slogans here and there, but ask one what they really LOVE about America. They sure as hell don't appreciate America's military or economic might. They squash free speech if it doesn't align with their biased agenda. They hate religion and the American citizen's freedom to express such. The real far-left wackos even get off on burning the American Flag. I could go on, but I think you get the idea.

-- The left does NOT believe that freedom is worth fighting for, especially when the going gets rough. History has proven this to be true. Just examine the Vietnam War and how LBJ handled that debacle!

-- They believe that America is the root cause of worldwide terrorism! Listen to the drivel spewed by the likes of Congressman Charles Rangel, Senator Dick Durbin, Al Gore, Rosie O'Donnell and her fellow Holly-weirdos. To them, America is the bad guy, not the jihadists who cover their faces and behead innocent civilians, plant bombs in crowded marketplaces and kill children in their schools! As outrageous as it sounds, it's absolutely true!

Yes, the Democrats hope against hope that America will lose the War on Terror so they can point their bony, little fingers and say, "See, we told ya so, it's all Bush's fault we're in this mess." They couldn't be more wrong. America today faces an enemy that is bent on our total destruction. Sadly, I find myself lying in bed at night wondering who is the greater threat to America's survival and prosperity... Al Qaeda or the liberal left.

The Conservative's Response to Violent Crime

The Liberal Response to Violent Crime

The Liberal Atheist and The Bear

An atheist was walking through the woods... when he stopped and thought: "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!"

Then, as he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look and saw a 7-foot grizzly charging towards him! He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He ran faster when he looked over his shoulder again, and saw that the bear was even closer! He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him...reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

Time Stopped! The bear froze...And the forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky..."You deny my existence for all these years... and try to teach others I don't exist... and even credit creation to a cosmic accident? Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to now count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light, "Well, it would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now...but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?"

"Very well," said God.The light went out.The sounds of the forest resumed...And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke: "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."

Hillary Clinton's "AUTHENTIC" Southern Black Accent

John Edwards... Enough Said

What Is Political Correctness?

"POLITICAL CORRECTNESS IS A DOCTRINE FOSTERED BY A DELUSIONAL, ILLOGICAL LIBERAL MINORITY, RABIDLY PROMOTED BY AN UNSCRUPULOUS MAINSTREAM MEDIA WHICH HOLDS FORTH THE PROPOSITION THAT IT IS ENTIRELY POSSIBLE TO PICK-UP A TURD BY THE CLEAN END."

--Anonymous